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phobias:

my dating profile: please

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mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

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semi-attractive:

reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music

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